its exactly what it looks like.
nothing i do for the rest of my life will ever top this
#babychapman2015 #happyplayauntiepersonthing #timetodecoratethebabyroom #lsu
#babychapman is a BOY!!! @jordan_sierra08
I’m so tired just thought that if would be great if I didn’t have to sleep. I would get to choose when I recharged my battery instead. So basically I reexplained sleep as a concept to myself for a couple of minutes.
I don’t know why I expected any else, but the comments I see about Jaren Lockhart are sickening.
Apparently, being a stripper is grounds for dismemberment. If you don’t know about this case, look it up at your own discretion because you will only be sad and so so very angry.
why is Ursula shunned from King Triton’s society? does it have something to do with being more powerful than him? why does King Triton have a magical trident, being otherwise a pretty regular merman? Ursula is a witch, if anyone should have a magical artifact it should be her, did King Triton steal it?
and finally, Ursula didn’t do Ariel much wrong
Ariel wanted some legs (and a vagina) and Ursula told her flat out that in the surface world you can have a vagina or a voice, not both
i’d watch the hell out of a movie about Ursula
“Ursula told her flat out that in the surface world you can have a vagina or a voice, not both”
ohhhh shit though, ursula was being too real about the world
although perhaps a bit too literal
Okay, these were all excellent points and I’ll never see The Little Mermaid the same way again.
I laughed at that caption at first then the reality actually hit me
you can have a vagina or a voice, not both”
i’m in bed and was wondering where my cat is so i was all “oh I’ll just text him” and opened the messages app before i realized what i was doing
I have, on SEVERAL OCCASIONS, thought when I was getting off of work late, “Oh I should text the dogs and let them know.”
TableTalk all-star team? Philip DeFranco, Lee Newton, Steve Zaragoza. You?
I can absolutely endorse the whole Pinterest-y, dress up a box cake thing. DE. VINE.